幽默笑話/綜合笑話/Chemical Analysis Of Women
【類型】：綜合笑話
【簡介】：Element: womanSymbol: W...
【正文】：Element: womanSymbol: Wo Discoverer: AdamAtomic Weight: accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 160 lbs.Occurrence: surplus quantities in all urban areas.Physical Properties:1) surface usually covered in painted film2) boils at nothing, freezes without reason3) melts if given proper treatment4) bitter if used incorrectly5) found in various states, ranging from virgin metal, to common`oreChemical Properties:1) possess great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, andprecious stones2) able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances3) may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male4) insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased bysaturation in alcohol5) yields to pressure applied to correct pointsUses:1) highly ornamental, especially in sports cars2) most powerful moneyreducing agent known3) can be a great aid to relaxationTests:1) pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state2) turns green if placed beside a better specimenCaution:1) highly dangerous except in experienced hands2) illegal to posses more than one except in certain areas (Utah,etc.)
【序號】：30539