幽默笑話/英文笑話/"The Fireman"
【標題】："The Fireman"
【簡介】：A fireman comes home from w...
【正文】：A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just can`t wait to tell his wife the good news about anew system that they have down at the station. "Honey!" he says, "you`re not going to believe this! Down at the station we have this new system and it`s sogreat. When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear. When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole andjump in the fire truck. When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck," he excitedly tells hiswife. Triumphantly he says, "We`re going to do the same thing for our sex life! When Bell #1 goes off we aregoing to strip naked. When Bell #2 goes off we will jump into bed. When Bell #3 goes off we will screw ourbrains out. Let`s give a test run. OK, ready? Bell #1!" (they strip naked) "Bell #2!" (they hop into bed) "Bell #3!" (they start screwing their brains out). A couple of minutes later the wife starts screaming, "Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!" The husband confused says, "Bell #4? What`s that?" The wife screams, "More hose! More hose! Your not reaching the fire!!!"
【序號】：272