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【標題】:狗娘養的

【簡介】:狗娘養的One girl went to the...

【正文】:狗娘養的One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………Girl: Father, I have sinned.女孩:神父,我有罪。Preacher: What did you do, little girl?神父:孩子,你犯了什麽罪呢?Girl: Yesterday, I called a man ason of a Bitch.女孩:昨天,我罵了某個男人一句:「你這個狗娘養的!」Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?神父:為什麽?他對你做了什麽嗎?Girl: He touched my breast.女孩:他……他摸我的胸部。Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)神父:你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.女孩:(因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞)嗯……是的。Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.神父:只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊。Girl: But he also took off my cloth.女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)神父:你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服)Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.女孩:是的,是這樣子沒錯。Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.神父:可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊。Girl: And he put his youknowwhat into my youknowwhat...女孩:然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裏面……Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And youknowwhat)神父:(奸笑貌)你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個那個了)Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...女孩:(數分鐘後)喔……是的……就是這樣子………Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...神父:我親愛的孩子,就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」Girl: But he had AIDS!!女孩:但是他有 AIDS 呀!!Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!神父:那個狗娘養的!!!

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