幽默笑話/英文笑話/Buying a present
【標題】：Buying a present
【簡介】：A married man thought he wo...
【正文】：A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surpriseby buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop rather intimidated,but the girls took charge to help him. "What color?" they asked.He settled for white."How much does it cost?" he asked."Twenty dollars.""Very good," he thought. All that remained was the size, but hehadn`t the faintest idea."Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grapefruits? Oranges?""No," he said, "nothing like that.""Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife`s bustresembles."He thought long and hard and then looked up and said, "Have youever seen a Spaniel`s ears?"
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