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幽默笑話/英文笑話/Good Girls Vs Bad Girls



【標題】:Good Girls Vs Bad Girls

【簡介】:Good girls say "thanks for...

【正文】:Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say,"what`s for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl`s man... Bad girls goafter him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don`t wear any.Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a few buttons when it`s hot... Bad girls makeit hot by loosening a few buttons.Good girls make chicken for dinner... Bad girls make reservationsGood girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies... Bad girlsknow they could do betterGood girls never consider sleeping with the boss... Bad girlsnever do either, unless he`s very, very rich.Good girls believe they`re not fully dressed without a strand ofpearls... Bad girls believe that they are fully dressed with JUSTa strand of pearls.Good girls love Italian food... Bad girls love Italian waiters.Good girls prefer the missionary position... Bad girls do toowhen acting out a "virgin" fantasy.Good girls pack their toothbrush... Bad girls pack theirdiaphragms.Good girls save for a rainy day... Bad girls save for a Chanelsuit.Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it... Badgirls own only one bra and rarely use it.Good girls wear high heels to work... Bad girls wear high heelsto bed.Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have aromance... Bad girls think NO place is the wrong place.Good girls have stocks... Bad girls have stockbrokers.Good girls collect silk shirts... Bad girls collect chiffonteddies.Good girls just say no... Bad girls just say when.Good girls never do "it" on the first date... Bad girls wait tosee what kind of car he`s driving.Good girls read bestsellers... Bad girls sleep with theirauthors.Good girls write condolence notes... Bad girls marry the widower.

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