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幽默笑話/英文笑話/In the bar



【標題】:In the bar

【簡介】:A rather attractive woman g...

【正文】:A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quietrural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comesover immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals thathe should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, shebegins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy."Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his facewith both hands. "Actually, no" he replies."Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says,running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair."I`m afraid I can`t" breathes the barman clearly in trouble. "Isthere anything I can do?""Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continueshuskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowinghim to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paperin the ladies room."

【序號】:270

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