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幽默笑話/英文笑話/Men In Public Rest Rooms



【標題】:Men In Public Rest Rooms

【簡介】:Excitable: Shorts half twis...

【正文】:Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can`t find hole, ripsshorts.Sociable: Joins friends in pee, whether he has to go or not.Nosey: Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy isfixed.Crosseyed: Looks into urinal on left, pees into one in center.Timid: Can`t urinate if someone else is watching, flushes urinalanyway.Indifferent: If all urinals are being used, pees in sink.Clever: No hands. Shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pees onfloor.Worried: Is not sure of what he has been doing, makes a quickinspection.Frivolous: Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries tohit fly.Absentminded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants.Disgusted: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.Sneaky: Farts silently while peeing, acts very innocent, knowsthat the man in the next stall will be blamed.Childish: Leaks directly into the urinal bottom, likes to watchbubbles.Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, readsnewspaper with free hand.Efficient: Waits until he has to take a crap, then does both.Tough: Bangs dong against urinal to dry it.Fat: Has to stand back to take a long blind shot, misses, pees inshoeLittle: Stands on box, falls in.Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in pants.Impatient: Always in a hurry, pees down back of guy ahead of him.Withdrawn: Places feet in urinal, pees down leg so no one hears.

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