幽默笑話/英文笑話/The Gifts
【標題】：The Gifts
【簡介】：One day, the Lord came to A...
【正文】：One day, the Lord came to Adam to pass on some news."I`ve got some good news and some bad news," the Lordsaid. Adam looked at the Lord and said, "Well, give methe good news first." Smiling, the Lord explained, "I`vegot two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It willallow you to create new things, solve problems, and haveintelligent conversations with Eve."The other organ I havefor you is called a penis. It will give you great physicalpleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligentlife form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happythat you now have this organ to give her children." Adam,very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts that Youhave given to me. What could possibly be bad news aftersuch great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam andsaid with great sorrow, ..........."You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
【序號】：297