幽默笑話/英文笑話/Bar hopping
【標題】：Bar hopping
【簡介】：These two guys lived on the...
【正文】：These two guys lived on the street and had just spent the last of theirmoney. They figured the only thing they needed to stay alive was beer,but they needed a plan to get some. One guy(lets call him Sam) came upwith the idea they could go in the bar, have a beer, and before thewaiter asked them for money, the other guy(he`s Bob) would take a hotdog and stick it in his pants while Sam got on his knees and sucked it. That way they would be thrown out without paying. This worked forseveral bars until Sam complained his knees were getting sore. "You`retelling me", said Bob, "My dick is sore." "What do you mean"said Sam?"Yea," Bob said,"I lost the hot dog about five bars back."
【序號】：265