幽默笑話/英文笑話/If Men Wrote The Rules....
【標題】：If Men Wrote The Rules....
【簡介】：1. Anything we said six or...
【正文】：1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in anargument. All comments become null and void after seven days.2. If you don`t want to dress like Victoria`s Secret girls, don`texpect us to act like soap opera guys.3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, andone of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us takethose stupid Cosmo quizzes together.5. Let us ogle. If we don`t look at other women how can we knowhow pretty you are?6. Don`t rub the lamp if you don`t want the genie to come out.7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you wantit done not both.8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.9. Christopher Columbus didn`t need directions and neither do we.10. Women who wear Wonder bras and lowcut blouses lose theirright to complain about having their boobs stared at.11. When we`re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto theoff ramp, you saying, "This is our exit?" is not necessary.12. Don`t fake it. We`d rather be ineffective than deceived.
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