幽默笑話/英文笑話/Oh Lord...
【標題】:Oh Lord...
【簡介】:One day in the Garden of Ed...
【正文】:One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What`s the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you`ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I`m just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?", comes the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I`m sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What`s a `man,` Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all he`ll give you a hard time. But he`ll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you, he`ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleetfooted ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He`s better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But you can have him on one condition." "What`s that, Lord?" "You`ll have to let him believe that I made him first."
【序號】:310