幽默笑話/英文笑話/Some Very Bright Women
【標題】：Some Very Bright Women
【簡介】：1. I`m not offended by all...
【正文】：1. I`m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I knowI`m not dumb... and I also know that I`m not blonde. Dolly Parton2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardlyever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of myfriends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don`t even wantto do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have achild. We can`t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin ourlives. Rita Rudner5. I`ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing`em. Sue Grafton8. I`m not going to vacuum `til Sears makes one you can ride on.Roseanne Barr9. I think, therefore I`m single. Lizz Winstead10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Meninvade another country. Elayne Boosler11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn`t itch. Gilda Radner13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if youwant anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combinemarriage and a career. Gloria Steinhem15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. Glori Steinhem16. I never married because there was no need. I have three petsat home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dogwhich growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoonand a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. Baroness Edith Summerskill18. If men can run the world, why can`t they stop wearingneckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying alittle noose around your neck? Linda Ellerbee19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man Ikeep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
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