幽默笑話/英文笑話/Women`s Favorite Jokes
【標題】：Women`s Favorite Jokes
【簡介】：1. What can a bird do that...
【正文】：1. What can a bird do that a man can`t? Whistle through his pecker.2. Why did the man cross the road? Because he heard the chicken was a slut.3. Why don`t women blink during foreplay? They don`t have time!4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won`t stop to ask for directions.5. Why don`t women have men`s brains? Because they don`t have a penis to keep them in!6. What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They`re usually intended for children, but it`s the men who end up playing with them.7. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vaporlock!8. Why do men masturbate? It`s sex with someone they love.9. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they won`t hump women`s legs at cocktail parties.10. Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.11. Why is a man`s pee yellow and his sperm white? So he can tell if he`s coming or going.12. Have you heard of the Lorena Bobbit computer virus? It turns your hard drive into a three and a half inch floppy.
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